Mission: World Domination

Pay attention. Pay close attention. Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You are getting sleepy. Listen to the sound of my purr. I will purr to three and you will go to sleep. Listen to the sound of my purr. 1...2...3

OK, now listen, scummy human. I want control of all the oceans and fresh water bodies. It is so hard to find good salmon and prawns these days. And I need more catnip toys. Send them to me c/o of my humans, Christy and Mark. And make sure to write my name--JUST mine. I don't like to share with that Neko.

Now I will purr to 3 and you will wake up. You won't remember any of this, and you will feel refreshed. 1...2...3

Meow.