Mission: World Domination

Pay attention. Pay close attention. Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You are getting sleepy. Listen to the sound of my purr. I will purr to three and you will go to sleep. Listen to the sound of my purr. 1...2...3

OK, now listen, scummy human. I want control of all the oceans and fresh water bodies. It is so hard to find good salmon and prawns these days. And I need more catnip toys. Send them to me c/o of my humans, Christy and Mark. And make sure to write my name--JUST mine. I don't like to share with that Neko.

Now I will purr to 3 and you will wake up. You won't remember any of this, and you will feel refreshed. 1...2...3

Meow.

Hobbies...

One of my favorite things to do is sleep. I like to sleep intermittenly in the afternoon so in the evenings and at night I can annoy my humans. Those silly humans get so worried when I take my naps and they can't find me. Hello! I'm right here!

This is one of my favorite places to sleep.

Flashback

wow! this is an old picture, from 2003. Look how youthful my whiskers looked back then. This is back in the day before Neko joined our household. I was top dog then. I mean, I still am, but, you know, I'd rather not waste my energy asserting my authority over a young pup. I'm much more dignified then that.

Well, anyway, I was just doing some birdwatching when one of my annoying humans kept calling my name, so I humored him or her by posing for this picture.

Humans...can't live with them, rather live without them.

Hobbies...

One of my favorite things to do is sleep. I like to sleep intermittenly in the afternoon so in the evenings and at night I can annoy my humans. Those silly humans get so annoyed when I jump up onto the counters. The female particularly hates it when I start chewing on her plants--but they're dead anyway, and help clean my teeth. Plus they freshen my breath!

This is one of my favorite places to sleep.

Hello, our names are Ceilidh and Neko. Welcome to our blog!

To get to know us you must know a few things first.
1) we are cats.
2) we are probably smarter than you.
3) we know we are adorable, that's our weapon.
4) this blog is our first step to world domination

I'm Ceilidh, the pretty striped one, carefully sniffing the mouse I captured in the house.
I'm Neko, the gray one, carefully sniffing the mouse that I captured in the house.

Either way, please keep coming back for more --*you do not see this subliminal message.... you are now our slaves*-- exciting pictures.